As long as you’re reconstructing reality, Surfer, let’s talk about Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull…

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In every generation, there is a random one. Yadda yadda. He is … the Slayer.

“Duck Tracy” this guy isn’t

I hope that after 20 years *I* look as good flying naked through the sky

Guys? CAT THOR! I mean… CAT THOR!!!

Well, this is going to make Father’s Day quite awkward

The most portal-jumping action you can have without Testing

“What if Doom were one of us? With shame and fear like one of us?”

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